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My Opinion: Turn The Key, Retard!
Why are people so stupid? I mean it seriously. Why are people so F$#KING STUPID?
There has been a rash of Toyota accelerator problems lately. Ok, fine. It happens. Toyota has been a solid company for forty years plus. It’s probability that eventually some unforeseen problems would arise. But what strikes me is the absolute stupidity of the average Toyota owner. I think we should pass a law that requires Toyota dealerships to give an IQ test to prospective customers.
The other day I caught the story of a man in Los Angeles who went on a 100 mph freeway run because his Toyota accelerator stuck. The cops followed him while monitoring his cell phone. But all he could say is he smelled the brakes burning. Duh! Earth to retard ... Key-Ignition-Off.
Granted, losing power steering and power brakes is not desirable. But if the only other alternative is a 100+ mph out-of-control real-life Gran Turismo experience then I’ll take the powerless stop. A car can be safely halted & brought into the emergency lane without power steering or brakes. I’m not saying it will be exactly easy or pleasant. But it can be done. And it should be done should your accelerator stick.
This exemplifies the state of critical thinking (or lack thereof) in modern America. I mean come on. COME ON! Jesus people.
Sometimes I just want to bury my head in the sand and pretend nothing is real. The problem is, the sandbox is already filled up with retarded Americans who still think 911 was carried out by Arabs with box cutters.
Can we say critical thinking?
